Not those kind of crabs.

The Crab Festival
I think I am going to start getting more creative with the titles of some of these positions. You can only say "woman on top with her heel in aside of the man's ear" so many times.

This one is called the crab festival after a dumbass commercial I saw for Red Lobster. When I was a kid growing up in Massachusetts Red Lobster tried to open a new location there. The locals were like "What the fuck? We can get lobster anyplace. Crab legs? Shit we use them for bait around here." The last time I was home someone told me that this is the only location in the history of the Red Lobster franchise that they had to close. I'm not sure if this is true, but I guess you can't sell ice cubes to eskimos.

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