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If He Ejaculates Near Me I'll Kick His Ass

Not that I want to keep bringing up the harsh realities of three way sex, but I just don't want anything to do with another man's ejaculate. It may look cool in the porno movies but you don't have to clean it off after you watch a Peter North film.


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