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The New Bed

Quite a few folks have written to me about this site. It amazes me that amoung the letters I get long, ranting complaints. I thought when I named the site SexualPositionsFree.com that it might be obvious that the site is free. This should probably suggest that there isn't a customer service representative to answer questions.

I hate to admit it, but I do read most of the e-mail. It has been over 1 year since I have replied to any of them, but I do read them. One common request is to identify the female manikins and the male manikins. In this section most of the males are black and most of the females are stained "cherry".

Also in this section is a new sleigh bed. It looks nicer than the older method.


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The Crab Festival
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Riding the "T"
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Not if she has smelly toes
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The Traction Control Position
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Traction Control - Rear Drive
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The Super Ball Position
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The New Mattress Position
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The Slightly Modified Winged Eros
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The Winged Back Chair
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The Ice Sculpture Position aka Double SowCow
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Shaking The Change From Her Pockets
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The Bad Doggy Position
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The Rocket Sled
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