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Not if she has smelly toes

Hey Freaks! If your woman has some smelly toes, don't do this position because her toes are bound to get near your nose and you might lose your erection.

If she has nice smelling toes this position might help her find the g-spot. When she leans backward (slightly ladies...don't break it off) she may find that the penis presses against the forward part of her sugar wall. Before you can say "Sheena Easton" she'll be calling you the artist formerly known as a dud.


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