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I am not comfortable in the presence of another erection.

I can't really think of a time that I was comfortable in the room with another erection. From the first time some poor dweeb popped a boner in the junior high school gym shower I knew that being around another persons erection wasn't my thing.

Ladies you might like the adolation and stimulation that comes from two men at once. Please don't ask me to be one of them (unless I am the one that gets the back door, then I might be able to make an exception).


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