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The New Mattress Position

You know how you sometimes say some pretty stupid stuff during lovemaking. If someday I can stop apologizing and start to say things during sex rather than instead of sex I want to say "I'm going to @#*&! you so hard you'll have to buy a new mattress" I think this will be the position I will use for that special day.


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