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The Threesome Position I Would Use

There I would stand, next to the bed looking downward. I am ashamed. Finally I had the chance to enjoy the beauty of two steaming lesbian women.

Alas, my heart sank. My penis would not obey my command. It has prematurely spilled my man juices. I once planned to distribute those juices equally to my new bisexual friends.

I shall never realize my dreams. God is dead.


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